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Ken Feinberg, Chief of BP said today that there will be a full recovery of the waters and no long-term effects. That definitely makes me feel way better, considering there has been little to no damage in the first place, right? You know, it's not like the nearly 2 million gallons of chemical dispersant his corporation was using had a chance at causing irreversible damage to the delicate ecosystem or anything. Yo dude, f$$k you.